21 July, 2006

Atonement














Our Mary
Who art in Denmark, unflattering be thy clothes
Thy skin is pale, thy hair is flat
Overseas, as it was Down Under
You lack, we say, some fashion sense
But forgive us our opinions
As we forgive those who hold our opinions against us
And lead us not into believing rubbish
But deliver us from Amber
For thine is a social climber
A vaccuous bogan
And a scheming grifter
Forever and ever
Amen.

14 Comments:

Anonymous objective said...

Who is CECE? Show your TRUE self CECE! A TRUE blogger is not afraid of showing him/her self! Show yourself!!

July 22, 2006 12:20 pm  
Blogger Kendrake said...

Cece shows herself through her mixte blogginges, unlike the blancmange Marymentary elsewhere!

July 22, 2006 4:57 pm  
Blogger marsupial said...

This is brilliant. BTW, discretion can be the better part of valor - imagine how it would be if you looked like a fat pig and put photos of yourself on the Internet!

July 23, 2006 8:35 am  
Anonymous Leesa said...

But I just feel for Amber and fear we will be freed of her too soon!

Great talent, though, Cece!

July 23, 2006 2:05 pm  
Anonymous Cece said...

It is great talent, Lees!! But not mine. This was a generous contribution by "T" who would like to remain anonymous.

July 23, 2006 3:12 pm  
Anonymous marsupial said...

well, once September comes, Amber will be on Oz TV screens, but then what! Leesa, why not contact her thru Channel 7 and suggest some kind of volunteer work or job for her.

July 23, 2006 9:27 pm  
Anonymous GeneHox said...

Atonement! - it's just superb, more of the same Cece, there's plenty of material out there, and I won't poke my tounge out - promise!, it's so darned primitive.

July 24, 2006 8:28 am  
Blogger Kendrake said...

I know Mary is, er, Protestant, and therefore unfortunately for us does not attend confession, but perhaps the Reverend T could share some of her confidences? Takeover plans for the Lutheran church perhaps, just a wee while down the track now, Mares.... keep shocking Daisy and 'twon't be too long!!!

Kendrakore

July 24, 2006 11:38 pm  
Anonymous Cece said...

Reverend T has just moved to another parish and therefore will be too busy to accommodate us soon. But I will keep the congregation posted if that changes! Hear that, Rev. T!?

July 27, 2006 2:20 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cece, Keep them coming! These are awesome!! I'm hooked. Can't wait for the next one. I'm already suffering from withdrawal symptons!! Would love it if these were done more often.

Michelle

August 26, 2006 11:14 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to admit that although I am a little enamored of CP Frederik, I don't see anything wrong in these fictional articles. I feel that they show great creative talent and a great sense of humour by its authors.

September 04, 2006 3:17 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo, Cece! Am thrilled to have found your scintillating humor and smart wit again. Keep 'em coming!
Diogenes

September 05, 2006 7:12 am  
Anonymous cece said...

Thanks, Diog! Glad you're here!

September 05, 2006 11:20 am  
Blogger Kendrake said...

Sorry for treating this as an offsite subset of rbhq - I've been onto Wikipedia constantly restoring a link to this site The 'controversy' chapter is constantly deleted. Folks, can you keep an eye on Wikipedia? I keep the Controversy chapter as an email to my gmail account so I can restore it easily. I'm a bit concerned that Wiki will get sick of the to-ing and fro-ing and freeze the page, so if more people are going in and restoring the page (it refers to Johncock, Amber, Pubboy etc) that will add weight to keeping it from being sanitised. email me at kendrakore@gmail.com cheers Kendrake

September 06, 2006 11:51 pm  

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