08 July, 2006

Fig Jam

Accounts of her vary
but we should be chary
of Scary Mary
her rellos are lairy
her dad is hairy
her husband's a fairy!


Anonymous leesa said...

I thought it was Fred's dad who was, shall I say, fairy-wise inclinded (pardon the abbreviated use of Fred; it may throw you off completely and stars will fizz around in your eyes with bewilderment, but to balance things out I will use a prolonged form M-M-Mary). Was I wrong?

Lots of rumours have been around of the Danish Merry Lot having non-exclusive one-way liaisons of private nature, thus opening gilded doors for imagination of ACDC combinations of all sorts. Was I wrong again?

M-M-Mary may know further details. She just has to be careful not to leak them to Amber.

July 24, 2006 10:01 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dunno. Check out the Willy Wonka jacket Freddles wore to tour some university labs - bright purple. He is a chip off the old French block, eh?

July 24, 2006 3:31 pm  
Anonymous Leesa said...

Well if he is a chip off the olde French block, then he would be like papa, wouldn't he. And the olde French velvet has hidden many a secret passion apart from Camembert only. M-M-Mary would not like the traditional French wife-and-mistress arrangement, though, so to titillate the royal mind Freddo would have to seek ideas from papa's sources.

Sowwy for spelling errors in my posts; I so dislike waisting time on spelling!


July 25, 2006 1:33 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Genius! CECE what next? Are you going to stand in the crowd outside Amelianborg Palace waving your banner, declaring 'Mary you're a fig jam loving bogan!'And, lol,what mirth, only Mary, a true bogan, would understand what you meant. CECE you loon!
But erm, CECE wasn't this posted by another member over on deepest darkest rbhq.net? Unless you want to admit to having multiple personalities?
I await your reply with baited breath.

August 03, 2006 8:47 am  
Anonymous Cece said...

Credit certainly goes to late co-conspirator Hester (as well as others who choose to remain anon) at RB for so much of what you see here at STP.
The day I stand in Amalienborg Square with a heart-riddled Fig Jam banner, you can be sure the Aussie press will be alerted!

August 04, 2006 4:05 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Thought I had seen a story posted here about a note written on vellum from Mary to Fred and what a cheapskate she was, but don't find it now. Perhaps it's on someone else's blog. Well, just read some articles on the Royal Blue Forums, and it turns out that Fred, Joachim and the parents are the cheapskates. Thought I'd let you know. Perhaps you can come up with another funny story dealing with that.


August 22, 2006 6:59 am  
Anonymous cece said...

Check out the Post-Christening Wrap-Up from Mary to Fred. You can still smell her perfume on the page...

August 25, 2006 1:06 pm  
Blogger Jill said...

What the hell is wrong with her eyes? Does she really believe 'the wider the better'? Her eyes freak me out! Nightmarish, glowing orbs floating around a pinched face. FREAKISH!

She is the green-eyed thing under your bed, the thumping mystery in your closet. She is the subject of all children's nightmares.. "You'd better be good or MARES will getcha!" I think we've found ourselves a new Bloody Mary!

September 23, 2006 10:08 am  

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