Marymentary out-takes
Mary drags Fred to old school and loses 20 fans in the process
In this cutting room floor out-take from the DR-sponsored, so-called Marymentary, watch how Mary bores Fred and twenty Tassie schoolchildren to tears with her "personal magnetism, warmth and charisma".
What on earth does she mean by, "if you were lucky enough to get lunch money"? Boganson poverty or punishment method? But if you look hard enough, you can briefly see a thought bubble appear above Freddles's head, as Meeeery is yammering on about handball, that says, "how in the HELL can I get OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE!?!?"
You and me, both, babe. You and me, both.
posted by Cece at 8:08 am
12 Comments:
And like I said on the board, Freddie's "ummmmm, ok... yeah" answers are sheer genius!
Look up 'boring' in the dictionary and I can be certain you'll see Mare's gleaming mug. Old joke, I know but it really fits.
These two really do deserve each other! Let them populate the DRF with increasingly half-witted children! Keep them in Denmark! Don't let them sow their oats anywhere near you!
In that picture, pray tell, whom do you think has the broader shoulders? The broad or the dude? :D
I have to admit that I saw the video prior to you posting it and the thought did cross my mind that he seemed bored.
Johanna
LOL!!! Those kids are staring at her as if she is such a half-wit!!! She just rambles on about the school (?) being like Tasmania? Huh!? You can visibly tell that she has completely lost them. What a HOOT. Personal warmth and magnetism my behind!
Fred looks like he'd rather be laying on a bed of nails. Do you think that his past depression (you never really get rid of it, just manage it) comes up with Mary around!? Maybe he considers jumping off his sailboat?
I hadn't noticed her masculine physique until I saw this picture posted on this website and the new picture of her attending the concert in Prague in an orange dress. Oh my, she has a totally masculine physique, no curves at all. Ugh! Poor Fred.
Yes, Kendrake, the accent is most irksome, she's never going to master it, ever, such an obvious effort to get the pronounciation slotted in to the right places, but it's got Taroona (or wherever it was she came from) written on it no matter what. That video, is the pits, she's juvenile, and so is Fred....not much point putting it on for general release in danish cinemas, they'd just clap their robotic, socialist hands in unison and think she's clever...they're to slow you know!
Yeah, she's about as curvy as a pole!
What on earth does she mean by, "if you were lucky enough to get lunch money"?
That's her way of saying: "Pay up Fred. You gotta make it up to me for my crappy ass, poor childhood."
Or maybe she's just trying to relate to the huddled masses, the poor, the hungry.. you know, all those peasants beneath her. How altruistic of her!
Hark! Do I sense a whiff of a waist? Oh no, sorry, it's just that ridiculous burlap tie faking it.
Come to think of it jill, you're right, the belt is rather Ellie Mae from The Beverly Hillbillies...hey, another kuntry-gerl gone reeeel good!!!
Rain Jones on RBHQ has been inquiring about the meaning of bogan...perhaps a primer, intro, backgrounder on bogan culture could be added here and Rain Jones could be PM'ed and invited over for some tutelage. NB the-riotACT bogan research posts linked to RBHQ some time ago, featuring Amber and Shari-Lea Hitchcock as examples.
Shari-Lea Wannabe
Great idea, Shari-Lea! Please direct your friends and sex partners to the Bogans 101 post from the September 2006 archives.
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