20 September, 2006

Marymentary out-takes

Mary drags Fred to old school and loses 20 fans in the process

In this cutting room floor out-take from the DR-sponsored, so-called Marymentary, watch how Mary bores Fred and twenty Tassie schoolchildren to tears with her "personal magnetism, warmth and charisma".

What on earth does she mean by, "if you were lucky enough to get lunch money"? Boganson poverty or punishment method? But if you look hard enough, you can briefly see a thought bubble appear above Freddles's head, as Meeeery is yammering on about handball, that says, "how in the HELL can I get OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE!?!?"

You and me, both, babe. You and me, both.


Blogger Jill said...

And like I said on the board, Freddie's "ummmmm, ok... yeah" answers are sheer genius!

Look up 'boring' in the dictionary and I can be certain you'll see Mare's gleaming mug. Old joke, I know but it really fits.

These two really do deserve each other! Let them populate the DRF with increasingly half-witted children! Keep them in Denmark! Don't let them sow their oats anywhere near you!

September 21, 2006 12:19 am  
Blogger Jill said...

In that picture, pray tell, whom do you think has the broader shoulders? The broad or the dude? :D

September 21, 2006 12:48 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to admit that I saw the video prior to you posting it and the thought did cross my mind that he seemed bored.


September 21, 2006 1:42 am  
Anonymous susan said...

LOL!!! Those kids are staring at her as if she is such a half-wit!!! She just rambles on about the school (?) being like Tasmania? Huh!? You can visibly tell that she has completely lost them. What a HOOT. Personal warmth and magnetism my behind!

Fred looks like he'd rather be laying on a bed of nails. Do you think that his past depression (you never really get rid of it, just manage it) comes up with Mary around!? Maybe he considers jumping off his sailboat?

September 21, 2006 8:02 am  
Blogger Kendrake said...

Another great photo Cece - kinda macrame and a too-late homage to Granny.
She is as boring as BATSHIT!!! Fred looks suspended in disbelief - "Why am I letting this appalling woman run me?" Does anyone seriously believe this guy is a Navy frogman? He's a pap.
Mary's accent is hilarious. The most pretentious dunrealgood accent I've EVER heard - with no exceptions. Utterly phony. I've just read the biography of Wallis Simpson - and, seriously, Fred reminds me SO much of the pathetic Duke of Windsor, and Mary looks more and more like the Duchess. Mind you, Wallis was apparently a bright conversationalist and read books.
Also SOOOOO funny is Mary's account of the handball part of her 'sporting background'. He he loved her account of 'Kingball' - didn't she mean the sport where you nail a Crown Prince's testicles to the wall of your bedroom?
I think the script from the Marymentary should be transcribed - it should be run in Danish cinemas and once Mary has been seen through and fallen from grace the Danish populace can fall about and 'sing-song' along. What's with the weird lilt?

September 23, 2006 12:04 am  
Anonymous Janet said...

I hadn't noticed her masculine physique until I saw this picture posted on this website and the new picture of her attending the concert in Prague in an orange dress. Oh my, she has a totally masculine physique, no curves at all. Ugh! Poor Fred.

September 23, 2006 8:24 am  
Anonymous lupina said...

Yes, Kendrake, the accent is most irksome, she's never going to master it, ever, such an obvious effort to get the pronounciation slotted in to the right places, but it's got Taroona (or wherever it was she came from) written on it no matter what. That video, is the pits, she's juvenile, and so is Fred....not much point putting it on for general release in danish cinemas, they'd just clap their robotic, socialist hands in unison and think she's clever...they're to slow you know!

September 23, 2006 8:57 am  
Blogger Jill said...

Yeah, she's about as curvy as a pole!

September 23, 2006 9:55 am  
Blogger Jill said...

What on earth does she mean by, "if you were lucky enough to get lunch money"?

That's her way of saying: "Pay up Fred. You gotta make it up to me for my crappy ass, poor childhood."

Or maybe she's just trying to relate to the huddled masses, the poor, the hungry.. you know, all those peasants beneath her. How altruistic of her!

September 23, 2006 10:14 am  
Blogger Jill said...

Hark! Do I sense a whiff of a waist? Oh no, sorry, it's just that ridiculous burlap tie faking it.

September 23, 2006 10:26 am  
Blogger Cece said...

Come to think of it jill, you're right, the belt is rather Ellie Mae from The Beverly Hillbillies...hey, another kuntry-gerl gone reeeel good!!!

September 23, 2006 11:09 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rain Jones on RBHQ has been inquiring about the meaning of bogan...perhaps a primer, intro, backgrounder on bogan culture could be added here and Rain Jones could be PM'ed and invited over for some tutelage. NB the-riotACT bogan research posts linked to RBHQ some time ago, featuring Amber and Shari-Lea Hitchcock as examples.

Shari-Lea Wannabe

September 26, 2006 10:23 pm  
Blogger Cece said...

Great idea, Shari-Lea! Please direct your friends and sex partners to the Bogans 101 post from the September 2006 archives.

October 03, 2006 10:05 am  

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