02 October, 2006

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi: ACTION ALERT


So it seems the Danish court will in a short time announce the upcoming second official visit of La Boganista, her drunk husband and their fat-headed bub to coincide with New Years 2008. What self-serving beasts!

Now, on one hand, a second official visit within three years that takes 21 days and includes long, drawn-out "tours" of Sydney and Tasmania, among other places (they didn't hit Queensland or Perth last time 'round; anyone wanna put bets on Darwin or Alice Springs for the exotica effect?), and would not only bore most Australians to smithereens, but start eliciting a "whothehelldotheythinktheyare" backlash: this would be schadenfreude at it's most delicious. It could be predicted that even the Danish press could get in on the kronprinsparret-bashing, as Miss Thing cannot speak their language well, nor seems to give a toss about their country, either. No, Princess of Australia suits much better, tak-skal-du-have.

Then again, if the tour were to go through, Australian taxpayers would once again be forced to pay for the hotels, security and intra-Oz transport of this self-centered, hedonistic trio (Xn partly forgiven due to his bub-status). Hey, maybe another portrait will be thrown into the pot - one of Xn this time? Or a Pieta-inspired sculpture of Mary holding Xn for future saint status? Now, honestly, do you really want more of this 2005 tour garbage? A repeat of the Cubbie pig robotically waving at schoolkids released from class five minutes before the Crook Princess's car pulls up in front of the hospital for sick kiddies? Another sailing race attended by 100 confused Japanese tourists, but funded entirely by the nation's federal taxes? Pocket lining, freebies and "key" invites for Jayson Brunsden, Max Markson, Amber Petty, Rob Roy Woad-bod, John & Susan Boganson, the Packer empire, and a whole host of assorted hangers-on?

Unlike Amber on Celebrity Survivor (see Hemivision link), YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS. There are ways and means in a democratic society to make your voice heard, to speak up and out, to say to your MP, "sowhadyagonnadoabouddithuhfuckface!?" just as if you yourself were a member of the Boganson clan. It would also be very diplomatic and kind of you to give the same message to their Danish counterparts, including the royal court. Anything we can do to help the Danes shake off the effects of the royal kool-aid they've been drinking lo these many years will be a great service to humanity. They are afraid to look closely at their future king & queen for fear of what lies within. It is hard, but we must help them through it. Isn't this what cooperation between countries is really about? Killing the bogan? How 'bout some international cooperation, then, eh? Hey, you other nation's citizens, c'mon get in on this, let's make our own little UN, right here.


Head of State: Her Majesty The Queen
Buckingham Palace
London, SW1A, 1AA
United Kingdom

Prime Minister: Hon. John Howard MP
Parliament House
Canberra, ACT 2600

Opposition Leader: Hon. Kim Beazley MP

Minister for Foreign Affairs: Hon. Alexander Downer MP

Ambassador to Denmark: Ms. Sharyn Minahan
Dampfaergevej 26, 2nd floor
Copenhagen DK-2100

Treasurer: Hon. Peter Costello MP
Room MG47, Treasurer's Office
Canberra ACT 2600

New South Wales Premier: Hon. Morris Iemma MP
Level 40 Governor Macquarie Tower
1 Farrer Place
Sydney NSW 2000

Lord Mayor of Sydney: Clover Moore MP

Lord Mayor of Melbourne: John So

Premier of Tasmania: Paul Lennon

Public Relations: Max Markson
Markson Sparks
1st Floor
113 Redfern Street
Redfern NSW 2016


Office of the Lord Chamberlain
Amaliengade 18
P.O. Box 2143
DK-1015 Copenhagen K

Head of Press and Information, Lis M. Frederiksen
Amaliengade 18
DK-1015 Copenhagen K

Court of the Crown Princely Couple
P.O. Box 2143
DK-1015 Copenhagen K

Royal Danish Consulate-General, Australia
Jørgen Møllegaard Kristensen
Gold Fields House, 21st Floor
1 Alfred Street, Circular Quay
Sydney NSW 2000


Blogger vanessa said...


This is truly the most outrageous thing I've heard in a long time - these people are absolutely shameless. And what about the DRF? Sorry, but, who the h*** do they think they are - Queen Maggie to boot; I've really turned off her. Ok, I went along - grudgingly - with the 2005 'looker-me/homecoming queen' tour but, hey, Mares, that's it, you've had your fill.

What on earth could our politicians be thinking? Danish Royals have NO place on Australian soil for official visits. That's right: she renounced her citizenship - which should have ended her right to any such material and sentimental generosity from Australians - particularly taxpayers. If Mares and her equally lazy, self-indulgent, free-loading, shallow husband want to come back to our great country, no problem! Just one thing: pay for it yourselves because I resent my taxes being used for such grandiose, hedonistic, useless drivel.

It's even worse when you consider the economic rationing/user-pays system Australians are now having to live with! Our budget surplus just came in at around $15B - that's indicative of how much average Australians have had to tighten their own purse strings and struggle with everyday essentials. This is an excellent way to argue our point to those foolish politicians. We, average Australians are subject to the USER-PAYS system; so why should I pay for these lazy, over-indulged, redundant, self-obsessed people with an inflated value of their own worth, when they clearly have more capacity than anyone to pay?

The point being: The government can steal from average Australians and make them struggle with life's essentials, yet, spend millions on this wasteful, useless, rank pulling ostentation only a select few are prepared to pay for. And, if those select few, hard-working Australian taxpayers want to pay for this rubbish - though why they would is beyond me - then I suggest they take up a collection box at work and collect the money. Then Fred and Mares can live in the lap of luxury whilst you have to work hard for your dollar - and still struggle. Still sounds good and oh-so-wonderful? Somehow, that takes the gloss off, doesn't it? A little reality and perspective never hurts...

And, this lunacy, while people are dying from being denied urgent hospital treatment? I don't think Australian taxpayers are going to be so warm and fuzzy about this trip; in fact, I doubt it will go ahead. It's truly an insult to all hard-working Australian taxpayers. I actually think the last proposed tour was scrapped because of this very sentiment.

We're not even subject to such extravagance from the British Royal Family - their tours are always low key - AND OF VALUE AND USEFUL. Not to mention, they have a perfect right to such tours.

October 02, 2006 4:26 pm  
Anonymous Hemi said...

I just want to see her and Amber get rotten at Coogee Hotel and swap Supre tops whilst sculling Island Cooler direct from the cask. Like the old days.

October 02, 2006 5:02 pm  
Blogger Kendrake said...

Hear hear! Let's get The Chaser et al onto it.

October 02, 2006 6:41 pm  
Blogger Kendrake said...

And don't forget to post any replies we get! Make sure there's a prominent link to the blogspot on any correspondence...

Snark away, folks!

October 02, 2006 6:43 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have a life of your own!?

Yours affectionally(smile)

October 02, 2006 8:27 pm  
Anonymous sunny said...

You go, Vanessa.

Once the cities that will be targets for these shameless, lazy freeloaders are confirmed, some of the most effective opposition may be generated at the city council level. Sydney City Council under Miss Clover is full of Independents and Greens. They will be willing to make some noise and help esclate opposition to this absolute waste of taxpayer monies. What would you rather do: put Mary and her clan up for a week in the President's Suite at the Shangri-la, or help upgrade city hospitals or build a new women's shelter in Surry Hills?

I think we can assume Sydney and Melbourne will be on the tour so I might just get started alerting the local pollies, as well as get a petition going to file with Iemma, Costello and even Johnnie Howard. Johnnie will jump on the bandwagon if we position this as an assault on Queen E.

Not sure how effective it will be to contact the royal court, they'll just spin it and come up with additional bogus reasons for these leeches to come downunder: like the opening of a new B&O store in Noosa !!!

October 02, 2006 11:29 pm  
Blogger Cece said...

Thank you for your concern, anony. Rest assured that I am not the only contributor to the blog, and I managed to post the Action Alert in between coats of paint on the living room walls.

Surely you would like to emerge from the shadows and join the fun? Or organise a house party for the anti-Mary Looker Me! Tour letter writing session. You could serve snacks and bevvies at no taxpayer expense just to get the ball rolling.

October 03, 2006 3:09 am  
Anonymous lupina said...

Ah! bless this Blog Cece! it's just a stones throw away from the WAXXy corridors yonder, where restraint is the order of the day, and MAXimum provocation prevails for for those who see it like it is.

Bad news about the Bogan Bastion jumping on the gravy train down to Oz, wouldn't be surprised if our girl with the pasty princess pigment, her other half, the Fearless Frogman Fred, and the ankle biter Xn, are not accompanied by more of their ilk, Jock and Surrogate Sue maybe, professional social spongers/climbers, since they will be sans roof, and in transit, maybe heading for Caix - in for a penny, in for a pound as they say, cashing in on the 'commoners', the long suffering tax payers of denmark and Oz, it's a bottomless pit, and laods more where that came from, so very democratic - (the danish battle cry) - only thing is, the allotment to these profligate posers is taken by undemocratic means, just keep on swinging the Amex Mares!! one day it might boomerang back on you, and you'll fall flat - high time this high life was questioned....zilch effort from these two, for maximum dividends.

Isn't it time that Action Man gave Her Boganess a jolt in the derriere, and reminded her that danish is spoken in denmark - really, her recent performance took the biscuit, gross, bad , awful! she's so goddam slow!

October 03, 2006 7:55 am  
Anonymous Maria said...

They ARE kidding arent they? You know I don't mind Australians - I like those I've met.. - but why on earth should they go to YET ANOTHER official visit to Australia so soon? It's totally obvious what this is about.. as usual promoting Mary YAWN!

October 03, 2006 9:03 am  
Blogger Cece said...

Priceless commentary, Vanessa, sunny and lupina. And yes, no waxxbuild up in these parts. Hemi, I can just see it - what an imagery!! Wha hae!! Great call to arms, kendrake; looking forward to responses from gov't officials.

Lupina, as Fred doesn't even speak Danish very well, I can't imagine that he could poke La Boganista in the derriere (other than with his trouser snake). He's well matched to Our Mary who can't even speak English very well.

You bring up a great point that John and Suse will be kicked out of the freebie Nyhavn apartment by the time of the next tour, so perhaps Mary is doing some negotiating on their behalf: "I bring royal glamour to your stinking ball only if my 'rents get a villa near Cahors. GOT IT!?" I'm sure she's got Markson in on the details already. lol

October 03, 2006 9:08 am  
Anonymous Cassandra said...

Vanessa, I'm with you.

The first tour, for the first few days, I was thinking - OK, it's summer, it's nice, it's harmless. Then it emerged how Fred and duty had been "decoupled" during the trip and how it was a long sailing camp for one and a big ol' fashion parade for the other.

They overplayed their hand - the length of the stay made everyone sick of them. Yes, including little girls in ballet class.

If it happens again, the fit will hit the shan; and there will be far fewer fans.

One thing Vanessa though - try living just about anywhere else in the world and you'll see what harship is for average people!

October 04, 2006 2:19 am  
Blogger Jill said...

Hey anon, I think you've been listening to your fave Bogan-cess far too long! The word you obviously were searching for is affectionately. They say great minds think alike, you've created your very own proverb along the very same lines! 'Bogan minds think alike!'.. brilliant, anon, absolutely!

October 05, 2006 5:12 am  
Blogger Jill said...

Forgot to add: If I were as Bogan I'd wish to remain Anonymous as well!

October 05, 2006 1:28 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi cece fab blog i think this worked the visit is being called "unofficial".

October 11, 2006 12:55 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just have one comment. To be honest I find MAry Donaldson to be quite ordinary in looks. Now of course with all teh help available and teh unlimited dress allowance , not to mention hendriksen's skin tonics she looks healthy buy why is it that in todays world everyone starts to hail a woman who married rich or was born rich as stunning. its crazy the adjectives they use to describe mary. She is certainly as far as i see it no beauty.

November 15, 2006 7:52 am  

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