Inquiry: Nanoq
To: Bendte Neilsen ringstedbn@gmail.com
From: Edda Knuth Pedersen info@galathea3.dk
Re: Nanoq
Date: 21 October 2006
Dear Ms. Neilsen,
Thank you for your query about the origin of the name of the boat Nanoq. The yacht has no relation to this expedition, and I am instructed that we are unaware of any controversy concerning the Sydney to Hobart yacht race.
However, after consulting with one of the Nanoq sailors currently
ashore that I can confirm your surmising that it is a combination of Nan and Oq. "Nan" comes from "scotch nanny" and "oq" is based on "ocker" otherwise known as "bogan". The sailor has kindly taken a moment to let me know that no, the Prince does not regret imposing the name on the yacht.
I then received a call from one Mr. Markson who inquired as to whether you are a Danish or Australian citizen and therefore covered by any treason and sedition laws. Please do not read anything into the reference to "Australian citizen". I inquired (being of a scientific turn of mind) and Mr. Markson said something to the effect that there are no plans for treason and sedition laws in Australia to apply to Danes having a laugh at the Crown Prince's expense yet.
Crown Princess Mary has allowed the attached photo of the Crown Prince to be sent to you. I took the liberty of assuming that you would like one.
Kind regards,
Edda Pedersen
Galathea Communications Officer
posted by Cece at 10:21 am
23 Comments:
Ah, Cece, brill, brill, brill! Thanks for the laughs! Diog
Poor Freddums will need a broader left shoulder to accommodate all those aluminium coins his mommy has bestowed on him. - Kendrake, I know the latest one, i.e. the highest one, dear mommy gave Freddy just before the wedding. Don't know if it was meant to be a bravery award meant to strengthen him for the rough seas that lay ahead. Guess that's how naval aluminium is 'earned'?
I swear he has some kind of prosthesis on his shoulder to allow him to sport this array of tin(pot) medals! It's all sham, phoney, like everything about these people.
Indeed, cassandra, a prosthesis will be a requirement for further lil decorations on hisleft side. Would make him look off balance though, wouldn't it. Oh, he already looks it, I just realize.
But a blessing it is for him that a king only needs to be a decoration these days.
I also notice the large star on his slim chest; Brian Jones from the Rolling Stones used to wear jewellery like that. On him it looked fab. On Freddum... dunno... is this from the latest Dior Poof collection?
Hi Cece,
I’m sure Mare's stylist- Anja would agree the ensemble clearly lacks balance and should be improved with the addition of some wings and a light blue sash ( complete with "Jumbo thingee" )which would help deflect attention from the wearers complete lack of backbone.
It could then be accessorised with a calvary sword which could also prove useful when conducting ribbon cutting or defending his latest BLACK Amex statements.
Incidentally, I have read on the DKF Royal website the “ Jumbo Thingee” is a prestigious award granded to select dignitaries including :
Margaret Thatcher - Scotch Nanny, Poster Girl and all time leading UK strike/ball breaker.
Nicolas Ceausescu - For humanitarian service / conspicuous public spending.
Note: This decoration has since been revoked following his execution.
I guess Robert Mugabe is wondering what he needs to do to get onto this years short list of candidates.
Keeping the Dream Alive( NI,WD & DK Pink Press )
LOL
Would be interesting to do a timeline to figure out how the pregnancy (lets assume the'real' due date is atually late April) aligns to (i) 'shopping trip' to London (heavy duty fertility shots) in late May/early June; (ii) original dates of planned (and not private) Looker Me Tour to Oz; (iii) the last minute dash to Newport to make sure Freddums was not crossing the line while on his own in the big ole U S of A like the tabloids were speculating; and (iv) the date of announcement of the 'privatised' Looker Me Tour.
The pregnancy will certainly buy Mares some latitude on criticism of handouts (how can we deny a poor, pregnant princess a free flight, a free hotel, etc.). It would also be interesting to understand how she used the pregnancy to blackmail Maggie. It would have taken her say one month of being pregnant to know she was pregnant - wouldn't this be around the time they announced the private (and extended) Oz trip ? The bubs are being used for blackmail and as bargaining chips even before they are born !
And I wonder when Amber knew ?? Is she still an insider, has she been quoted yet?
Indeed, Anon, our re-educated and newly elegant and refined Amber has refrained from hitching a ride on Mary's good-news story, in contrast with the drunken screech at the Cox Plate last year. Who could forget Amber's li(n)e that the Crown Princess of Denmark had telephoned her on her way to the Plate - easily and cunningly deduced on RBHQ that Mary must have phoned her right in the middle of childbirth???? Question is, is Amber now Frozen Out? Or has she moved right along, having exhausted her welcome - or got what she needed.
After seeing all those masculine pictures of Mary when Fred first started dating her, and having read that he may be gay, perhaps that is why Freddums married Mary. Because she was the closest he could come to marrying a guy?
Please add this to the end of my previous comment: Or perhaps her masculine physique is what attracted him?
Yes, Vanessa, Mares has 'Made in Denmark' branded on her butt...an original DF invention, manufactured, and manipulated by them, and endorsed by her, where is the womans pride, - but there again she must have thrown it in the trash can along with Grannies letters!
Goodness Anon, thanks for calling and posting your site! Our Mary has any number of tall chimneys...and her in-laws are of course the chimneys-in-law. Perhaps today's designated DRF blog-spook will take note of your services and be in touch when they have bought a pied-a-terre within cooee...I'm sure they're laying world-wide escape plans already, funded by Swiss bank accounts...
Wait a minute !! Did we just detect a veiled threat of possible litigation? We must remind our Chimneys that views and comments shared on this site are often held by many readers and are not just limited to the contributors of this Blog.
The preamble clearly states
“ All characters and events in this Blog are ficticious and bloom only from the ripe imagination of overactive minds.”
If you can’t stand the heat stay out of the kitchen !!
LOL
Cece / Hester,
We are all waiting for your next post / blog / channelling - there is so much to discuss: the pregnancy, the footy, the upcoming Oz tour to escape the Danish early winter...
Oh, anon, anon, you're right, I think a little tsunami of creativity is gathering strength. DRF spooks, it won't be long now!!! Yehudi has been on tenterhooks since Mary's checkup in New York, and being highly superstitious he aint been saying nuthing in case his genius work went pear-shaped (as, being a fertility specialist, he certainly wishes Mary would, it would make his job easier!).
Certainly I'm onto something which I'm researching, but these sects can be hard to crack. Mary's hair went from flat and thin to luxuriant we think thanks to an obscure Jewish orthodox sect who apparently have their womenfolk wear luxuriant dark wigs as an alternative to having to cover their heads! Check out the latest pix of Mary, she looks positively Levantine in the hair department. Amber was wearing a similar voluptuous hair equivalent of a golden shower on Celebrity Survivor tonight, so perhaps she has had a blonde one made just for her... pardon the descriptor, it just surfaced....
Hes
allright vanessa!! my thoughts exactly i do think a planned baby girl is next. she didnt conceive this kid the natural way if she had to go to a "specialist" in london. why can't old fred and mare procreate right? very strange?
Hi,
I happened to find your blog at RBHQ. I'm a Buddhist monk who travels the Astral Plane and met up with two guys claiming to be Crown Prince Frederik and Prince Joachim, so I decided to find out more about them on the Internet. I don't really think it was them as they never were able to provide proof in the physical world. But I thought it was interesting that someone would pretend to be them in the Astral Plane. An interesting thing though, the one who claimed to be Crown Prince Frederik did show up drunk sometimes, and I understand that may be one of his weaknesses. They really had me going at times. The guy who was supposedly Prince Joachim even showed up with some girl named Anja. Hopefully I will figure out the truth one day.
Janet
Cece and Hester,
Where are you? Are you on hols, distracted by the US election, recovering from the Melbourne Cup, consumed by the Britney-K-Fed divorce??
We need your views and insight on so many important issues: the pregnancy, the fluosrescent shoe collection, prepartions (and funding) for the impending looker-me-tour to Oz, Rumsfield's resignation, Freddie's impressive performance at the sailing convention in Finland !! There is so much going on and we need your editorial guidance !!
We miss you.
Please channel soon !
!
So much to see and do! - Hester is trying to get a still from the fabulous expose on the state of fred and mary's marriage at the EU the other day. Perhaps she will attempt to post (her first) without an illustration....
:)
I've heard a lot about John Donaldson's new set of teeth. Any chance you can publish photos of the dental wonder and speculate on who paid for it and why ?
Hi Anon, I hope this link works - if you scroll down a little you will find a middle distance shot of the good professor on a balcony with the DRF and the Chad Morgan teeth, repository of Boganson tribal power, on display
*[[url]http://maryofdenmark.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=marysfamily&action=display&thread=1088127340
[/url] Prof Boganson]
Hester
Here it is:
ProfessorBoganson'steeth
Hes,
I can't find a photo of the 'new' teeth - I got the impression from posts on other boards that Johnnie has had some massive (and expensive) dental work and is sporting a new, hollywood set of chompers ??
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