21 October, 2006

Inquiry: Nanoq

To: Bendte Neilsen ringstedbn@gmail.com
From: Edda Knuth Pedersen info@galathea3.dk
Re: Nanoq
Date: 21 October 2006

Dear Ms. Neilsen,

Thank you for your query about the origin of the name of the boat Nanoq. The yacht has no relation to this expedition, and I am instructed that we are unaware of any controversy concerning the Sydney to Hobart yacht race.

However, after consulting with one of the Nanoq sailors currently
ashore that I can confirm your surmising that it is a combination of Nan and Oq. "Nan" comes from "scotch nanny" and "oq" is based on "ocker" otherwise known as "bogan". The sailor has kindly taken a moment to let me know that no, the Prince does not regret imposing the name on the yacht.

I then received a call from one Mr. Markson who inquired as to whether you are a Danish or Australian citizen and therefore covered by any treason and sedition laws. Please do not read anything into the reference to "Australian citizen". I inquired (being of a scientific turn of mind) and Mr. Markson said something to the effect that there are no plans for treason and sedition laws in Australia to apply to Danes having a laugh at the Crown Prince's expense yet.

Crown Princess Mary has allowed the attached photo of the Crown Prince to be sent to you. I took the liberty of assuming that you would like one.

Kind regards,

Edda Pedersen
Galathea Communications Officer


Blogger Kendrake said...

In what conflict did Fred earn all those medals? Or are they a coded reference to lingerie models?

October 21, 2006 1:37 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, Cece, brill, brill, brill! Thanks for the laughs! Diog

October 21, 2006 3:34 pm  
Anonymous leesa said...

Poor Freddums will need a broader left shoulder to accommodate all those aluminium coins his mommy has bestowed on him. - Kendrake, I know the latest one, i.e. the highest one, dear mommy gave Freddy just before the wedding. Don't know if it was meant to be a bravery award meant to strengthen him for the rough seas that lay ahead. Guess that's how naval aluminium is 'earned'?

October 21, 2006 5:28 pm  
Anonymous Cassandra said...

I swear he has some kind of prosthesis on his shoulder to allow him to sport this array of tin(pot) medals! It's all sham, phoney, like everything about these people.

October 22, 2006 12:33 am  
Anonymous leesa said...

Indeed, cassandra, a prosthesis will be a requirement for further lil decorations on hisleft side. Would make him look off balance though, wouldn't it. Oh, he already looks it, I just realize.

But a blessing it is for him that a king only needs to be a decoration these days.

October 22, 2006 4:44 pm  
Anonymous leesa said...

I also notice the large star on his slim chest; Brian Jones from the Rolling Stones used to wear jewellery like that. On him it looked fab. On Freddum... dunno... is this from the latest Dior Poof collection?

October 22, 2006 4:47 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Cece,
I’m sure Mare's stylist- Anja would agree the ensemble clearly lacks balance and should be improved with the addition of some wings and a light blue sash ( complete with "Jumbo thingee" )which would help deflect attention from the wearers complete lack of backbone.

It could then be accessorised with a calvary sword which could also prove useful when conducting ribbon cutting or defending his latest BLACK Amex statements.

Incidentally, I have read on the DKF Royal website the “ Jumbo Thingee” is a prestigious award granded to select dignitaries including :

Margaret Thatcher - Scotch Nanny, Poster Girl and all time leading UK strike/ball breaker.

Nicolas Ceausescu - For humanitarian service / conspicuous public spending.
Note: This decoration has since been revoked following his execution.

I guess Robert Mugabe is wondering what he needs to do to get onto this years short list of candidates.

Keeping the Dream Alive( NI,WD & DK Pink Press )


October 22, 2006 7:13 pm  
Blogger Kendrake said...

Ceaucescu! Goodness, the DRF are a cut below the BRF, aren't they! Charles had the nous to turn his back on Idi Amin once upon a time.
They would have known all about him at the time, too - shameless! Unless of course the Danish Secret Service truly are slow...
I expect Margrethe and Henry went hunting with him in Romania. They may have accidentaly potted a couple of Romanian peasants - who would know? Who would care?
By the way, any hints that Mares the animal huntress might have plans to go on a good ole pigshoot in Tassie on her trip? Get her old friend with the ute to take her and a pal. I assume Caroline is being left behind - just picture Caroline being taken on the tour of Taroona High!!!!
I might get my boganest country cousin to email the Palace with an invite...it will have to be timed for while Fred is aboard, however. She would show him up on such a caper, for sure....
Actually perhaps mary could shoot a couple of Tasmanian Devils and skin them. Who knows - she may have already shot the ones we gave her...

Sceeeeered boarlet

October 23, 2006 1:44 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would be interesting to do a timeline to figure out how the pregnancy (lets assume the'real' due date is atually late April) aligns to (i) 'shopping trip' to London (heavy duty fertility shots) in late May/early June; (ii) original dates of planned (and not private) Looker Me Tour to Oz; (iii) the last minute dash to Newport to make sure Freddums was not crossing the line while on his own in the big ole U S of A like the tabloids were speculating; and (iv) the date of announcement of the 'privatised' Looker Me Tour.

The pregnancy will certainly buy Mares some latitude on criticism of handouts (how can we deny a poor, pregnant princess a free flight, a free hotel, etc.). It would also be interesting to understand how she used the pregnancy to blackmail Maggie. It would have taken her say one month of being pregnant to know she was pregnant - wouldn't this be around the time they announced the private (and extended) Oz trip ? The bubs are being used for blackmail and as bargaining chips even before they are born !

And I wonder when Amber knew ?? Is she still an insider, has she been quoted yet?

October 27, 2006 9:19 pm  
Blogger Hester said...

Indeed, Anon, our re-educated and newly elegant and refined Amber has refrained from hitching a ride on Mary's good-news story, in contrast with the drunken screech at the Cox Plate last year. Who could forget Amber's li(n)e that the Crown Princess of Denmark had telephoned her on her way to the Plate - easily and cunningly deduced on RBHQ that Mary must have phoned her right in the middle of childbirth???? Question is, is Amber now Frozen Out? Or has she moved right along, having exhausted her welcome - or got what she needed.

October 28, 2006 1:58 am  
Blogger vanessa said...

anon: great points, I totally agree but "heavy duty fertility shots"??? I think you're being very kind to Mares and Fred; methinks they require more help than that to have a kid...

One of the posters over at RB said - to spite another poster - that Fred actually "made love" to Mary and hence, Christian was born. LOL. It's too funny for words, as if that is the ONLY way these days to conceive...some people just accept everything on faith.

The timing of this pregnancy is indeed impeccable. I just don't understand why people think that the announcement of a pregnancy for a royal baby is more worthy than regular folk; ditto for the lavish christenings.

I'm wish I could break it these arrogant royal families: the pomp, ceremony, extravagance and elitism won't elevate a royal baby to any status above any other, according to any higher power. Everyone is equal, regardless of rank, status, wealth, etc.

I truly find this mindset offensive; the worst part is: it's ordinary folk who perpetutate it! Don't they care about their own families' and friends' babies? Sheesh, those who care so much about the breeding habits of Mares - or any royal - would not be people I want to know.

I'd rather reserve such elation for an ordinary woman who found it difficult to conceive through multiple IVF treatments or who has faced similar heartbreak. I even find it more newsworthy and cause for good wishes that privileged, Oz TV journalist, Jessica Rowe, conceived after numerous IVF attempts!

October 28, 2006 5:34 am  
Anonymous Natalie said...

After seeing all those masculine pictures of Mary when Fred first started dating her, and having read that he may be gay, perhaps that is why Freddums married Mary. Because she was the closest he could come to marrying a guy?

October 28, 2006 8:19 am  
Anonymous Natalie said...

Please add this to the end of my previous comment: Or perhaps her masculine physique is what attracted him?

October 28, 2006 8:21 am  
Blogger vanessa said...

Natalie: I agree with you and I've always thought it from very early on; I wasn't sure if it was libellous or not to say it on the web. I believed this marriage was arranged - but for reasons outside of simply Maggie demanding Fred get married.

At first they did seem in love - and I admit, I did believe it - though that facade faded very quickly, and it would explain so many things. Firstly, why would Fred go for a girl like Mary in the first place? *look of shock on face*

I'm going to go one step further: I predict this next baby will be a girl and I've just got this very sick feeling in my stomach about how that will come about. I hope I'm wrong.

But I would put NOTHING past this family - and I don't blame that on Mares; I don't like Maggie. I think she's very manipulative, duplicitous and cunning - she's had to be in order for her family to survive, but alas, the means does not justify the end.

Of course, as Truthteller said over at RB, none of this could happen if Mares wasn't a very willing participant. The DRF could see how equally opportunistic, shallow and cunning Mary was: bingo! They had their crown princess.

October 28, 2006 5:56 pm  
Anonymous Kenocchio said...

Yes, Vanessa, Mares has 'Made in Denmark' branded on her butt...an original DF invention, manufactured, and manipulated by them, and endorsed by her, where is the womans pride, - but there again she must have thrown it in the trash can along with Grannies letters!

October 29, 2006 5:16 am  
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October 29, 2006 3:44 pm  
Anonymous Chiminee chim chim cheroo said...

Goodness Anon, thanks for calling and posting your site! Our Mary has any number of tall chimneys...and her in-laws are of course the chimneys-in-law. Perhaps today's designated DRF blog-spook will take note of your services and be in touch when they have bought a pied-a-terre within cooee...I'm sure they're laying world-wide escape plans already, funded by Swiss bank accounts...

October 29, 2006 7:46 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a minute !! Did we just detect a veiled threat of possible litigation? We must remind our Chimneys that views and comments shared on this site are often held by many readers and are not just limited to the contributors of this Blog.
The preamble clearly states
“ All characters and events in this Blog are ficticious and bloom only from the ripe imagination of overactive minds.”

If you can’t stand the heat stay out of the kitchen !!


October 31, 2006 7:37 pm  
Blogger vanessa said...

I didn't check the site out, but, someone obviously came up with the idle threat only after I mentioned it. I forgot that I was so brilliant.

To that anonymous poster: do you have nothing better to do? What is it like to be brain-washed and have little independent thought process? Does Mares - or the DRF - actually give a fig about you?

No, I didn't think so. I hope you feel as silly as your post came across.

But I'd believe that this is how the DRF survives at times: they do threaten litigation to keep the truth hidden. BUT, the problem is: some people are not so easily scared because, well, it's called Freedom of Speech.

Actually, I wonder if WE can litigate against the DRF for trauma related to the sugar-coated spin and lies they tell; for example: pretending that the marriage between Mares and Fred is actually real. Wonder what we can do about that?

November 01, 2006 1:51 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cece / Hester,

We are all waiting for your next post / blog / channelling - there is so much to discuss: the pregnancy, the footy, the upcoming Oz tour to escape the Danish early winter...

November 03, 2006 1:20 am  
Blogger Hester said...

Oh, anon, anon, you're right, I think a little tsunami of creativity is gathering strength. DRF spooks, it won't be long now!!! Yehudi has been on tenterhooks since Mary's checkup in New York, and being highly superstitious he aint been saying nuthing in case his genius work went pear-shaped (as, being a fertility specialist, he certainly wishes Mary would, it would make his job easier!).
Certainly I'm onto something which I'm researching, but these sects can be hard to crack. Mary's hair went from flat and thin to luxuriant we think thanks to an obscure Jewish orthodox sect who apparently have their womenfolk wear luxuriant dark wigs as an alternative to having to cover their heads! Check out the latest pix of Mary, she looks positively Levantine in the hair department. Amber was wearing a similar voluptuous hair equivalent of a golden shower on Celebrity Survivor tonight, so perhaps she has had a blonde one made just for her... pardon the descriptor, it just surfaced....

November 03, 2006 1:42 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

allright vanessa!! my thoughts exactly i do think a planned baby girl is next. she didnt conceive this kid the natural way if she had to go to a "specialist" in london. why can't old fred and mare procreate right? very strange?

November 05, 2006 6:46 am  
Anonymous Janet said...


I happened to find your blog at RBHQ. I'm a Buddhist monk who travels the Astral Plane and met up with two guys claiming to be Crown Prince Frederik and Prince Joachim, so I decided to find out more about them on the Internet. I don't really think it was them as they never were able to provide proof in the physical world. But I thought it was interesting that someone would pretend to be them in the Astral Plane. An interesting thing though, the one who claimed to be Crown Prince Frederik did show up drunk sometimes, and I understand that may be one of his weaknesses. They really had me going at times. The guy who was supposedly Prince Joachim even showed up with some girl named Anja. Hopefully I will figure out the truth one day.


November 05, 2006 7:08 am  
Anonymous sunny said...

Cece and Hester,

Where are you? Are you on hols, distracted by the US election, recovering from the Melbourne Cup, consumed by the Britney-K-Fed divorce??

We need your views and insight on so many important issues: the pregnancy, the fluosrescent shoe collection, prepartions (and funding) for the impending looker-me-tour to Oz, Rumsfield's resignation, Freddie's impressive performance at the sailing convention in Finland !! There is so much going on and we need your editorial guidance !!

We miss you.

Please channel soon !


November 09, 2006 11:55 pm  
Blogger Hester said...

So much to see and do! - Hester is trying to get a still from the fabulous expose on the state of fred and mary's marriage at the EU the other day. Perhaps she will attempt to post (her first) without an illustration....

November 11, 2006 2:49 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've heard a lot about John Donaldson's new set of teeth. Any chance you can publish photos of the dental wonder and speculate on who paid for it and why ?

November 12, 2006 7:07 am  
Blogger Hester said...

Hi Anon, I hope this link works - if you scroll down a little you will find a middle distance shot of the good professor on a balcony with the DRF and the Chad Morgan teeth, repository of Boganson tribal power, on display

[/url] Prof Boganson]

November 12, 2006 2:43 pm  
Blogger Hester said...

Here it is:


November 12, 2006 2:58 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't find a photo of the 'new' teeth - I got the impression from posts on other boards that Johnnie has had some massive (and expensive) dental work and is sporting a new, hollywood set of chompers ??

November 14, 2006 12:26 am  

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