11 October, 2006

Well done, gang

The cpmary blogspot community and its many sympathisers, known and unknown, owe themselves a big pat on the back and hearty congratulations on the democracy in action just manifested. Curious timing, the recent press release by the palace press officer confirming (and stressing) a PRIVATE visit by the junior Bogansons? I think not, ladies and gents. A right ruckus was raised to the feelers put out recently by the -parret court as to the viability of an official visit of the little family to their favourite country, Australia. So loud and wide was the protest that the retraction of the ill-conceived idea of a New Years 2008 tour was quickly forgotten in place of what will have to be a quickly slapped together December 2006 tour ("Patty, put some sheets on the pull-out sofa. The boy and I will need your bedroom"), with or without Fred - that has yet to be confirmed. Baby boy may not be able to put together a sailing gig on such short notice. But don't count him out! If there is one thing you have come to know and love about sensitive action man, it's that he can paste together a ramshackle crew faster than Amber Petty can find a red carpet. Maybe a little call will be in order to Mary's former boss, or Xn's godfather, or the other sailing hangers-on they've allowed to because of their desirable connections? Crisis truly averted?

Stay tuned for how this "private visit" will all turn out. How many photographers will be clued into prime viewing places for the group's activities? How many "candid" happy-family shots with the greater clan will there be? How much of the extended family will be invited to meet lille Xn and pretend not to notice the encephalitis? How much would Murdoch pay for a shot of Johncock holding the little gallstone-gene mutation? Will Yehudi be nearby? Will Suse continue to exclude her own brood? The questions abound and the possibilities are still endless - after all, we're still in the strategic planning phase. So why not celebrate your recent success and all the glorious options for the upcoming Tour 2006: Escape from Winters Danish with a glass of privately purchased champers? To you! Skål!


Blogger Kendrake said...

I asked Rob-Roy Woadbod for an off-the-record assessment of how the Boganson native title claim over parts of Denmark is going - he told me the Bogansons are meeting in Tassie and that Pere Donaldson probably shouldn't have straightened his Chad Morgan teeth - he's lost much tribal magic. He and the stumpy scarlet-clad matron-in-law apparenlty were not bothering to learn Danish and nor was Mares because they were so confident of a quick takeover. They're doing a debrief and strategic withdrawal while they ponder the sitch. Mares is keen for hubby to go offshore in Tassie to get him out of the way for the duration. As for Amber - a question is hovering over whether she will be seen with Mary. Amber is becoming altogether too classy and Mares is concerned that she's losing her Gold Coast Meter Maid ambience and about to give Mare a run for her money in front of the flashbulbs...

October 11, 2006 4:38 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the pic is a puzzle - anyone not familiar with this crew would besurely be thinkin the that the bloke on the right with the big feet is almost girlie looking, and the little blond girl looks ALMOST blokey enough get a man to check whether she's a minni-trannie!!!

October 11, 2006 4:44 pm  
Anonymous sunny said...


The taxpayers are indeed indebted to you for well...at least $750,00++ !!

I personally sent emails to Downer, Costello and Clover Moore. Who knows if the pollies protested or if the Per "Hornit" figured it out when the canary croaked just a few inches from its cage.

Anyway, lets just be thankful that they will not be leeching off our hard-earned tax dollars. And hopefully this is a big wake-up call to Mares...then again maybe not 'cause I don't think she gets it (yet).

However, I suspect we may see some deals being cut with No Idea and other trash rags - like selling exclusive access when Christian is shown around the Ole Slip-it Inn and the terrace in Paddo where his mamma and pappa got down to business (the same night they met, of course).

Democracy is so much fun !!

October 11, 2006 5:15 pm  
Anonymous sunny said...

BTW, I hope we will still be getting the figures on the other 'royal' visits to Aus so we can do an analysis on costs so we have the ammunition in our hold if there is any scent of some costs being picked up on the 'private tour' - ie interstate flights on government jets, government escorts, etc. etc.

October 11, 2006 5:19 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're pretty delusional aren't you? How ever do you find the time to write to Danish and Australian embassies and write short stories about someone who you by all accounts don't even like, and have a life? I know there aren't enough hours in the day. But I have had a good giggle though at how utterly pathetic you and the cpmary blog massive are. Now excuse I find this blog by accident, I have no plans to ever return, and during my short stay I have developed a rather BITTER taste in my mouth.

October 12, 2006 1:24 am  
Anonymous other said...

Gee -- don't let the door hit you on the back!!!

October 12, 2006 7:41 am  
Blogger Jill said...

The only thing bitter Anon tastes is her own venom rising from her tongue.

Otherwise, this is such great and funny news! Private, ha! Brilliant! Congrats to all the CPMary bloggers!

October 12, 2006 8:30 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Miss Anonymous (the one calling us all delusional) is Mares herself!!!

Bitter, bitter, bitter and in a complete tailspin now that the tour has been reclassified as private and thrown all her plans into a spin.

Watch out Freddy, she is in a reaaaalllly baaaaaad mood (and you thought it got bad when you told her she could not have Alexandra's tiara!!)

As for her claim that this is her first visit and her last to Cece's blog, hahahaha!!! I think we all know better. Mare, Pere Hornit, Amber, and the Bogansons are all regular visitors (although they do tend to spend more time on the fairy floss sites).

Get used to it Mares. Your status in Aus is as a former citizen and tourist, nothing more. No RAF planes, no cavalcades of Aussie police with sirens moaning to announce your arrival, no free rooms at the Shangri-la for your posse of classless rellies....


October 12, 2006 11:47 am  
Anonymous Hemi said...

Wow, anonymous. I bet your family loves having your happy self around the place.

Now go lie down, get out the Nescafe Instant and go back to the fiction world that is New Idea and Woman's Day where Mary is the second Mother Theresa and Bec Hewitt-Cartwright-Whatever is a literary genius of the highest order.

October 12, 2006 12:36 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cece - forgot to put my name on the post responding to Miss Anon. Can you change it to Sunny ?? so it is not confused with the other Anon posters ??? Thanks.

October 12, 2006 4:39 pm  
Anonymous cassandra said...

Sunny, every spring the PM's Department publishes its annual report for the previous financial year (including of course, on Internet). It contains facts about the duration, costs and purposes of official visits.

Cece - altogether, a great post! Except that I am sure Fred will be there...as soon as I read about Galethea I thought so! After all, the Danish winter's a comin' in at that time and Cayx and other summer holiday spots will be bust a distant memory. Time to set sail to sunnier climes!

October 12, 2006 11:26 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While you're writing to Clover Moore, Sunny, remember to cc it to Andrew Miles. He's the sex industry advocate who shared the pad in Bondi with Mary....and I think he still works in Clover's office. No wonder the DRF figured he was better pissing out of their tent than into it from the outside, and carefully kept him on the guest list!!!

October 13, 2006 12:00 am  
Anonymous Natalie said...

I wasn't aware that the vacation was for Mary and Christian and that Fred's participation has not been confirmed. Can you point me in the direction where you read that? Thanks.


October 13, 2006 8:23 am  
Anonymous Natalie said...

Poor Mary, she definitely does not have a perfectly-proportioned body. Is it a long torso? I can't quite tell whether it's a long torso or a short torso. Don't know why I'm having this problem. Can someone please put me out of my misery and tell me.

October 13, 2006 10:37 am  
Blogger Cece said...

Nat, Fred is surely escaping the Danish wintertime for some summer sailing with his little family. It's just that his presence has not been addressed in the articles that have recently appeared regarding the announcement of their upcoming visit. Fred would not miss some time in the sun. Plus, he is godfather to the Galathea 3 and we have to see how that little venture gets placed in this now UNofficial visit.

As to your second inquiry, rest easy, Mary is long in the torso, a complete ruler with no hips or waist. She seems to have a bit of a booty from her days of normal eating. I've always wondered why she has a prediliction for such butch clothing and large, wide belts? Y, oh, Y!? :)

October 13, 2006 10:52 am  
Anonymous GeneHox said...

Overall impression of HRB and her physique is masculine, hands rather like hams, feet, rather like canal barges, and shoulders like a brick shit house.....the midriff we all know about, kinda straight up and down!

October 15, 2006 11:42 pm  
Anonymous sunny said...

Recent reports would suggest that the Dud Royal Duo (Fred and Mares) will now be trying to allocate as much of their expenses for the Looker Me Tour II onto this Galathea 3 project. Do we know anything about it. Isn't it a research initiative, who funds it, what would possibly be gained by having Fred linked to the ship's time in Australia (versus Antarctica or other points on its destination)? Is there someone we can contact on the acadmeic side of the expedition and put the DRF on a put on 'alert' that we will be watching to ensure that Mary's entourage, rellies and their luxury accomodation in Sydney and Hobart are not charged to the research project. I imagine there are many under-paid and dedicated researchers associated with this project who are far more deserving of the funds than the self-obsessed princess. We've got 'ya covered Mare.

October 16, 2006 1:21 am  
Blogger Cece said...

Sunny, I have actually heard speculation that the Galathea 3 could be docking in Hobart in order to provide a little technical assistance to certain Danish sailors in the world-class and NOT=open-to-amateurs Sydney-Hobart race. I don't know how true this is as I haven't heard a thing about sad, little, last-place Nanoq being entered. But then, maybe Hamish or Chris or others could benefit from the proximity. Don't know how this fits into Mares' scheme of things, but a very interesting hypothesis!

October 16, 2006 1:53 am  
Blogger Kendrake said...

I heard the exact same rumour - that Galathea is using high-tech instruments to try to get an edge forecasting wind and current conditions. What a handy payoff in exchange for Fred's contribution to the kosher scientific expeditions. I wouldn't have a clue whether that's feasible - but who would put it past them if it is? Fred wouldn't have the spine to resist cheating - he prefers English to his native tongue but perhaps he is unacquainted with the term honour.


October 18, 2006 11:36 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Cece,
Do you think that Mares ever reflects on how life may have turned out if she hadn't chased Fred and the HRH title? I'm begining to think "She really sold her soul for this gig"
Most Celeb's once they achieve wealth & fame often then crave " privacy and anonyimity" -pretty ironic. A good friend once told me "Whats better than being rich and famous ? Answer: Just Rich !
Anyway, I hope Mares has been smart enough to formulate an exit strategy before it starts to go pear shaped at the palace.


October 20, 2006 10:40 pm  
Blogger kate said...

By the way, Mary is not a lawyer. Didn't pass the bar.

December 13, 2006 5:11 pm  
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