Sllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrppp
John Donaldson thought bubble:
Ay, I just luv flashin' me new set of chompers at all these big shots 'ere at the American Ambassador's Fouurth of Jul-aye party! Admit it mates, I look like Sean fucking Connery, don' I? Screuw Rob Roy Woad-bod and his stoopid theories about how the Boganson magic is now compromised with me new smile. Ah ate yer letter, man, that's wut I think uf it! Ay, all this free food! And this corn on the cob is no problem for me with these veneers! Can't wait to shine these ivories in the face of some folk who could set me and the missus up after this gig with Copenhagen U is up. I bouught Suse a new necklace an me a new tie so we'd look the part to represent your product, mister rich, American corporate pirrrrate. Ay!
Susan Moody thought bubble:
hic I just love these martoonis! Happy Birthday, Canada!
posted by Cece at 3:43 am
12 Comments:
I "advertised" your funny funny site on one of the major royal blog websites.
I think you have a hilarious, cutting wit and take on the Donaldsons and their Danish kin that balances out the starry-eyed adulation from so many quarters. Thanks for that...
However, I have been hit about the head for even revealing to the pro-Mary minions the existence of this site. Surprise, surprise.
Thanks for the fun!
Can soooo understand your anonymity, brave anonymous! The saccharinistas are faschistas at heart. Any traitor to the syrup boards is a friend of ours! Fortunately the board is moderated, so, Anonmista, do post under some kind of name, and if we start getting miffed correspondence from S*******, T******, W**********, well, Cece won't want censorship, but a sinbin may be in order!!
Hester
I must commend Cece & Hester for establishing a site which brings to the public forum aspects of the fairytale royal life which are often not discussed in the DK Pink Press. The rival Forums are clearly overrun by monarchists and royal family members masquerading as contributors in an effort to stifle discussion and re-write their poor performance record.
You will also note an increasingly hostile tone to anyone who highlights the shortcomings of any member of the DKF or its staff. Those who engage in these hostile exchanges are clearly those with much to lose.
I’m quite sure our Mare's enjoys the light relief of visiting this CPM site where she can always be reminded the importance of "Not taking it all too seriously."
As for the other members of the Royal Household , we can only hope that in time they realise they’re merely custodians of Danish history and no better than anyone else !
Hee, hee.
I heard the schmoozing at the 4th of July party and the new chompers paid off...wasn't Royal Grandpop John seen in New York recently on a trip highly unrelated to mathematics by DRF standards of trying to make a linkage between slurpping and legitimate, alturistic behaviour ??
Oh Ladies, I'm so glad you're back! I check for updates regularly. You know, I'm very proud of you both for how you paint a very opposite picture of the DRF than they'd like us to believe. Please, keep it up! You have a faithful blog watcher in me and many, MANY others!
I join the chorus in praise of this blog! - and to the first Anon poster, 'Once more unto the breach'!- brave the army of minions way over yonder, - I have taken to wearing a tin helmet, and aquired a skin of indifference!....which is at least not Bogan satin lilac, as Jock's tie, which is in retrospect a perfect accessory for his recent aquisition in the cake hole department, moulded from high quality plastic, and taken for a trial run with his pal the Ambassador.....Slllluuuuurrrrpppp,is the perfect onomatopoeia for this event!
Anony, thanks for taking some lumps for the cause of Maryrific satire and fun. Come heal in our sanitarium of laughter and irony, where the juices of censorship are forbidden to be served as elixir and the US Constitution is hanging framed above the mantle. You will notice that none of our walls are painted lilac to match Pa Boganson's tie nor Suse's matching tote bag.
As a reminder, every photo is clickable to see it in its original (usually larger) size.
Yehudi had implied that he had fixed up Christian's teeth in utero - frontier dental work - but it looks as though he wasn't thorough enough, and a bit of the Boganson tribal toothiness slipped through. Or, as previously noted, that may be because the Boganson tribal power vested in Chad Morgan teeth must stay in at least one mouth. So grandpappy's vanity may have sentenced young Christian to a hidden bottom row of tombstones in his jaw until Marzilla dictates a new reliquary for them.
While I am musing, Mary's new smirk displaying her bottom teeth is still a puzzle. Why the wait to fix them?
Hester
I doubt whether a new set of " Designer Smiles " will solve Maggie's hairloss problem. However, we are seriously concerned that a new flash of white would clash with her current jaundice skin tones.
With reference to " Exposing all their roots " I feel this is a serious invasion of privacy and equates with a full DNA analysis of all past and current DKF family members.
wouldnt it be nice to see a before shot of the new chompers? Now i have to go back and search to see what all the fuss was about....you have to admit, he sures looks a lot better...but what is this stuff im hearing about his drinking? Is there anything to it?
what about the old chompers...didnt anyone think of having a big before pic so we wont have to spend time searching on google images to find it...still, i knew something had changed and it didnt keep me from laughing outloud for a long time.....
Dear little orphan dani,
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to hype the archives feature on this site so that people new to Marezilla may get a little history on their side. Go to July in the links provided on the right side of the latest blog entry and you will see a photo of Jock accompanying a letter from Rob Roy Woad-bod.
Enjoy!
Cece & Hester
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