24 April, 2007

Boganvillea



Over at the Uncyclopedia (link permanently listed at right top of CPMary blogspot), the editors have gotten a whiff of the stench of bogan winds that eminate from the otherwise lovely and lush landscape known as Tasmania. Seems one native daughter in particular has garnered a reputation for herself as one of her island's most dynamic personalities. Check it out below. And thanks, editors, for the blogspot plug! For more fun, search "bogan" on the same site and get more on the Real Mary!

Princess Mary of Denmark

Mary Donaldson is the Crown Princess of Denmark, a title the undeserving lassie obtained by vulgar display of trashiness when she rubbed the chest of the visiting dimwit Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark during the Sydney Olympics. Being the golddigger that she is, she has made headlines for her excessive spending, being called the Imelda Marcos of the North. Back in the days when she'd happily shag Taswegian hillbillies in the back of a ute, Mary was described by one former lover as a "Holden Commodore": boring, but does what you want it to. Mary now only cares about fashion and being in magazines, she never had a successful career and loved to drive around in her then-boyfriend's used cars - not his property but he worked at a dealership so Mary had her pick. Now she wears Prada and Hugo Boss and thinks she's the shit. In a strange twist of consistency, the Australian mind-controlling media still seem to think that Mary is still "Australia's" (property), despite her traitorous emigration; as for Germaine Greer, not so much. For more on the princess's deep thoughts and friendship with ridden hard and hung up wet Amber Petty, see http://cpmary.blogspot.com.

Not to be outdone, there are some very clever contributors (including yours truly, C&H) over at the Urban Dictionary who have caught on to some Princess Mary keywords as clever metaphors for the trashy, vulgar, bogan lifestyle celebrated by our favourite Sap of Tassie and her tragi-victim Frederik. Kudos in particular to Glenn Griffiths with his dead-on description of our Lille Hillebille, the first in this list:

Princess Mary

Presque-zizi

Boganson

Scotch Nanny

Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark

Crown Princess Mary of Denmark

Dumbling

Amber Petty

Marymentary

Post-nuptial Agreement

Prince Christian of Denmark

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the root ute Mary featured in a Holden one wonders?

April 24, 2007 8:49 pm  
Blogger Hester said...

Did Mary photoshop the whites of her eyes in the pic herself one wonders. It actually looks as though she used white-out from her office desk!

April 25, 2007 1:02 am  
Anonymous Leesa said...

The possibilities the uncyclopedia offers are simply limitless, and all of it amuses me enormously! Am very impressed with the background information, all of which is dead serious, as well as the presentation of the info acquired. Priceless! Haven't been through it all yet as there's such an abundance of it, but it's fab!

April 25, 2007 2:05 am  
Anonymous Leesa said...

Oh what a ball I've been having! Call me what you like, but it's such fun reading the stuff and what people come up with.

Mary's entry I find very apt and can't find fault with any of it. What fun it is!

April 26, 2007 7:06 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

her being from Tassie and all, surely she's better described as a "chigga" ?

May 03, 2007 7:04 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hester and Cece, I read over at RB about Mary's 1000 shoes (and counting). Do you suppose there's another Marymentary in there somewhere?

Apparently each pair is kept boxed (why not bronzed, indeed?!) with a little card telling when, where, (and I'm quite sure, how much and with whom as long as they're important enough). Now wouldn't that give historians some food for ... whatever ... in years to come!

Just wait until the shoe is on the other foot ...

May 13, 2007 3:52 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if Glenn Griffiths from Melbourne..is really the ex-boyfriend Annels ?? He is the only one we know of who has had a relationship with her for more than five years (even Amber seemed to be a friend ME only acquired during her last few years in Australia)...hmm.

May 17, 2007 4:30 pm  
Anonymous sunny said...

I think my favourite Urban Dictionary entry is DUMBLING...so visual...

May 17, 2007 4:40 pm  
Anonymous Maria said...

The thing with storing the shoes with information about when and where is a ripp-of of Ingrid who kept her dresses with the same information. Ick - imagine that THIS has become Danish history! When and where did Mary where her Prada or Hugo Boss shoes :(

May 18, 2007 10:14 am  
Blogger Jill said...

LOL! BRILLIANT, LADIES!

June 01, 2007 8:54 pm  
Anonymous Miggly said...

check out "woman-foxxy-woman"!

June 02, 2007 1:49 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU ARE ALL FULL OF SHIT

July 28, 2009 10:48 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are going to leave a comment like that, then have the guts to leave your name.

Lea11

November 02, 2009 11:53 am  

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