17 December, 2006


As head of the cpmary blog IT department, Maria has put forth a Honey Do list to her assistant, Mr. Maria, to create a new message board for the Bannedshees. Requested from you, dear reader, are suggestions for rules and regulations for this new venture. The fewer the better, but the ones we adopt should lean toward the encouragement of snarkilious hilarity rather than punative horsepucky. For the relief of jealous, overweight, sociopathic biyotches only, or are befriended, mentally balanced, positively contributing members of society allowed as members? Perhaps also symbols, mottos, mascots and mission statements are in order? Is your goal the downfall of the DRF, or just to take a stress-relieving bit of darts practise at Mares? At any rate, tack on your ideas to this post's comments section and let's see what delicious brew we come up with. C'mon, the Hornet, the court, Johncock, even Mary herself are just waiting to see what we come up with next. Onward, cpmary bloggers!


Blogger Hester said...

Thanks Maria! No holds barred...but I do think it needs to be moderated i.e. the Kittlers subjected to exactly the same behaviour they inflict on others, only more so, cuz their witless posts won't even see the light of day unless interesting, or able to be made sport with? What do youse all thoink?

December 17, 2006 11:00 am  
Anonymous Maria said...

I think the most important thing is that it's a nice place to be - nasty things about other posters are not ok. But I think it should be a place where you can say just exactly how you feel about royals - within legal boundaries of course - hopefully in a funny and snarky way - just like it's done here on this blog and on RB in the past too (somewhat at least).

December 17, 2006 11:34 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's my suggestion: Personal Flaming will not be tolerated here.

December 17, 2006 11:59 am  
Anonymous Cassini said...

This site should always remain informative as well as light relief to all who visit. The RB site is now infested with both royal and royal wannabees and now reads like a HCA fairytale. Why don't these vacuous people just Email each other and spare us the pain of reading their banal comments & postings. Life's just not like that and we know it !
The new Admin should ensure these posters don't stifle discussion and occupy available bandwidth. Leave it to the Pink Press to feed up the weekly tripe to the Monkey Masses and allow this site to be a beacon of truth to all those who want to believe at least some of what's printed !

December 17, 2006 3:11 pm  
Anonymous Hemi said...

I just want to be able to channel Amber as and when I want. I'm not sure of the origin of my talent but it is one I must share.


December 17, 2006 8:21 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, is Amber channeling banned on RB? How cruel! We love Amber. She's a class act....relatively speaking...

December 17, 2006 11:43 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if Fred is a stutterer in all conversations, or is he just a stutterer when in front of the cameras?

December 18, 2006 5:56 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here are a couple of suggestions for the name of the new forum: a) A Royal Roast, b) Roast the Royals.

It can't be a forum just about Mary, otherwise, what will we talk about when Fred divorces her?

December 18, 2006 6:31 am  
Blogger Hester said...

Hi Anony,
I'm for keeping the name Mary-specific. Otherwise people might knock the gorgeous, bright Letizia and her delightful and loving husband on the forum - or the other genuine, loveable, deserving CPs - and I'll have to spend a lot of time defending them... when I'd far rather be continuing to keep a light trained on the chin-poke, round-shouldered bogan uber-fraudster...

December 18, 2006 9:11 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, Hester, I can agree with you about not wanting to waste precious time on having to defend the other crown princesses. So what happens to the board when Mary's marriage dissolves? And believe me, that's coming a lot quicker than people think!

December 18, 2006 10:23 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi again, regarding the name of the forum, if its Maria & hubby setting it up,plse remember rights to use of the name CP Mary.If the board will be set up by Danes, they might not have the legal right to use the name and the loooooong arm of the DRF will make sure they dont.They have no copyrights to Mares though,LOL!
Just a BTW.

December 18, 2006 10:34 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S,regarding my previous comment about the name,I am assuming that Maria & Hubby are Danes.If not,then its all good ;-)

December 18, 2006 10:38 am  
Blogger Cece said...

Oh, anonykins, even if the marriage sinks faster than the Titanic, I just don't see Mares retreating. She will have to win a fight to get Aussie citizenship back, unless she can have someone buy her a house in Oz, and Xn will be stuck in DK and Mares can starting dating again and maybe become a proper footballer's wife. That teenager she dated a few years ago is soon to be a very desirable age and income bracket!

December 18, 2006 11:01 am  
Blogger Hester said...

Anonykins I think Cece and I will concur that Mary as a D-grade bogan celebrity ex-princess will continue to provide much amusement....

December 18, 2006 2:39 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cece, Hester, am to I understand that Fred's future wife won't have to be afraid that she'll be bashed in the same fashion as Mary?

December 18, 2006 6:15 pm  
Blogger Hester said...

Oooooooh well that depends. On lots of things. On whether the next wife is flakey, pretentious etc. On how demi-mondaine her associates and criminal cousins are. If Frederik chooses his next wife more carefully - and less from the sad hubbub of his cocaine-and-spirits-stewed unconscious, then I suspect we won't be splitting our focus. If, on the other hand, Frederik does what many "Keith Richards inspired" types do, and repeat his mistakes over and over, we may be in for further skank bogan treats. Which, dear reader, will mean more skank bogan treatises!!!

December 18, 2006 9:50 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi all, any eta on the new board?

December 19, 2006 5:30 am  
Blogger Hester said...

Chere anonies all,
Please nominate a name for yourselves if you'd care to...
Hes x

December 19, 2006 9:13 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll be Waxxwing on the new board but without her fanatical need to defend Mary.

December 19, 2006 10:30 am  
Anonymous lupina said...

Repartee an essential ingredient, everything goes! - as long as it doesn't sink to the ratio over yonder, with admins in excess of posters, and the whiff of asphyxiating control the main element. The bogan pair, Herr and Frue Denmark are the components of this delectable dish, and that has endless possibilities, married or divorced!
A toast to the enterprising idea of an alternative board! - hic!

December 19, 2006 11:02 am  
Anonymous Maria said...

We're having some techinical problems with the setup but I hope it's up tomorrow. I'm looking forward to it.

December 19, 2006 11:44 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just checking for news about the new board.
There´s a very hilarious article by Jeppesen On EB:
Jesus og Mary
He has sussed the sister out!
References to the black amex and and how since she got hold of it its been one clothes store after another.Just like Jesus was able to change water into wine,so our Mares after princess school suddenly(miraculously) had small hips and ...titties.

December 19, 2006 1:37 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If focus of the new site is mostly Mares, then why not make the name simple :

Crown Princess Mary Boganson

I think it says it all. Suggests the political 'leaning' of the site and will allow pepople to easily find the site via google, etc.

Cece and Hes, you should by the way 'trademark' the name as it could be the start of something ... think about it: advertising, t-shirts, books, hahahaha.

If you need some start of capital, I'd be a willing investor.

December 19, 2006 1:45 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This looks informative... would anyone volunteer to translate ?


December 19, 2006 4:48 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh nooooo please not another Waxxwing in any way shape or form!! Save us from the annoying rants and most of all the hideous personal stories of ones mundane life ie shopping at Target and wishing for jewels!! We need more humor and interesting tidbits when it comes to "OUR MARES" (that's my suggestion for a title).

Looking forward to a new start! Thank you Maria and co.

December 19, 2006 6:45 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh nooooo please not another Waxxwing in any way shape or form!! Save us from the annoying rants and most of all the hideous personal stories of ones mundane life ie shopping at Target and wishing for jewels!! We need more humor and interesting tidbits when it comes to "OUR MARES" (that's my suggestion for a title).

Looking forward to a new start! Thank you Maria and co.

December 19, 2006 6:47 pm  
Anonymous Leesa said...

Hey, the Jeppersen article doesn't come up! - What I have figured out is thet RB bans are based on complaints twits make to admin, so that should not be possible. I think that kind of admin is not acceptable. But I got banned because pink-fluff-people such as Locomotion kept whining to admin about how horrible I was, and that got me banned. Not my posts as such but the number of complaints. And the same would have happened with Lupina.
C'mon, c'mon, do the Locomotion... and Kylie wriggles her butt.

December 19, 2006 9:48 pm  
Anonymous sunny said...

Good grief. I see the once-fairly-neutral Danish Royal Watchers has now "gone HCA".

The Aussie girls who are running DRW are now defending Johncock, the teacher and relative of Mary's who sexually assaulted / raped one of his students. Not only is this an example of the extreme effects of pink koolaid...but it is quite disgusting that two apparently intelligent females are defending a convicted rapist !!

DRW are also saying Mares and Freddums are "not Charles and Diana" and they dismiss the facts surrounding the post-nup and state emphatically that there is no chance they will get a divorce.

Still a great place view photos. Shame about the strong, editorial hand that has emerged.

The bottom-line is there is most certainly an audience for a democratic message board like : "Crown Princess Mary Boganson".

The CPMB board should allow the good, bad and the ugly (and we know its only going to get uglier) to be discussed and all viewpoints acknowledged. The board should be "inter-denominational", support discussion on the facts and (of course) allow for satorical comments ... and channelling.

Flamming and personal attacks on other message board members should not be allowed. But this is not the same as allowing a range of views on the subject-matter (CPMB) to be freely expressed and debated.

I'm tempted to suggest that some of the dictators from RBF be banned from the beginning (the evil twin from Niagara immediately comes to mind). But on further thought and in the spirit of the CPMB board, we should welcome all faiths.

Let us know if you need any help to get the board up and running !!

December 19, 2006 11:56 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I´ll have a go at the Jeppersen article.I posted the link here but no time to translate.Here goes(not direct translation.Just my summary.I hope the Transalation stays on this BLOG!
10 Ways in which Princess M is like Jesus(JC):
1.She was born in a stable in a desolate land,and when she grew up she became an assitant real estate agent(not carpentry,but it all has to do with houses)
2.As JC met John the baptist so M met her JB,Frede,and the black Amex that she´d never set her eyes on before,and from that time on it has been shop, shop, shop,without sinking(think the christ in water without sinking)
3.As the Christ associated with the lowest of humanity, M now associates with people whose parents are related/cousins(interbreeding?)
4.As JC, she is at her best when with her disciples.
5.Those who received M at the church were dressed in their sunday best,all quietened and stood up for her just as JC would have wanted it had he been for a visit.
6.Choir begins to sing:Mary had a little child,and our M thinks:I have one too!
Then her mind begins to wonder off, but before she gets there
the choir begins to sing Deo Gracias, and M always ready for a freebee thinks:DEO(DIOR?) GRATIS(free) hell yeah!
7.Choir sings hallelujah eternal/forever:M thinks oh yeah,I´m also eternal.
8.When JC died, all thought it was over,after three days,well the church was saved.Same as M,when her pics first appeared on the Danish scene,people though:This cant be true(is this for real)
However a stint at princess school,she like Christ, was able to perform miracles:Suddenly slender thighs and perky breasts. (strittende bryster)
9.JC destroyed the temple when he saw how drab it was,Mary transformed Kancellihuset into a 1000sq metre luxury pad!
10.And now both sit each in their heaven and if you pray hard (we know at what pink alters those prayers are being said)and send enough cash,she will come by for a vist at next years fair.
I didnt get the reference to Hermes(the H word),but I guess its a word one would use to attract Mary´s attention.LOL!!!!
Picture Caption: Mary was disappointed that there were no palm branches when she arrived for the concert at Esajas Kirken in Østerbrø.However, the children´s home logo is a bunny,and that´s good designer branding, Mary likes that!!!


December 20, 2006 2:23 am  
Anonymous sunny said...

Ouch. If Freddie is still on a leash this article is gonna cost him mega mega jewels and a kick in the royal jewels.

Because of course Mares will blame all of this negative publicity on him. He did vow to protect her and the least he could do would be to keep himself in the news by openly associating with a few more druggies.

Look for some new rocks to appear in January (rocks of the emerald variety not of the up your nose, in your arm, up in smoke variety, that is. She's got
diamonds, rubies, saphhires and pearls but she ain't got emeralds yet. Then again what she really wants next is a half-way decent tiara....and Alex's would do nicely, thank you.

Jeppersen sure has her number and her character down to a "T". Wonder if Mr. Jeppersen reads this board. It would be more exciting if he didn't and he came to these views independently.

As they say in the US: I think Mares has jumped the shark... This could be a pretty crucial turning point. Will be interesting to see if the pink press offers a counter argument...or just some fluff to appease the bogan beast and save Freddie's already-numb nuts from turning black and fallilng off.

December 20, 2006 5:22 am  
Anonymous sunny said...

PS - Thanks Jazzy for your translation. We surely appreciate it. And do keep us posted if there is more press along these same lines.

December 20, 2006 5:23 am  
Anonymous Diogenes said...

Jaz, you're the best! Thank you.

December 20, 2006 5:39 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hester,Cece, Maria, Leesa, Lupina, Diogenes, Jazzy- and all the anons who seem very familiar- great to see you all here. Hope everything works out well.

December 20, 2006 9:54 am  
Anonymous lupina said...

Hello Avise - Come on over and join us, 'tis a congenial place with a promising future!

December 20, 2006 10:54 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Jazzy, Jeppesen what a relief, finally someone's calling her bluff, LOL, great to see the media are not all wishy washy and smarmy, - let freedom reign on the new board! Happy Holidays everyone!

Cece, Hester, cheers to you for entertaining us with this hilarious and unique blog!

Maria et al. thanks for giving us more entertainment to look forward to, (minus the baloney and sycophants)!


December 20, 2006 4:10 pm  
Blogger Hester said...

How delightful to see uber smart cookie Bis back!

December 26, 2006 5:22 pm  

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