Stumpy
posted by Cece at 6:26 am
CP Mary, Stirring the Possum: The life and times of the woman who will bring about the fall of the Danish Royal Family ~ All characters and events in this blog are ficticious and bloom only from the ripe imagination of overactive minds ~
3 Comments:
Cece, Good gracious! When that Danish reporter said that the DRF ensure there are no candids of the royals, I began to wonder whether they require an elongating lens to be used when pix of Mary are taken. Now we know for sure! What a squat little pict without the puncture-Fred's-Iris four-inch heels!
Is the inbred-looking child in red in the background with the freckles, buck teeth and short arms a niece with the great fortune of having landed a Boganson-fest of genetic scrub-ends?
Isn't it something, Hester? It's like she got sawed off at the knees - which again, is maybe how she knows how to make kneecaps necklaces from those who dare cross her.
As you can see in the below text message to Markson, she wants some of those elongating lenses for the Aussie press as well. Surely there's still some dosh in the bucket for that - or did it all go toward the humidor loan at "Jane's" house?
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