20 December, 2006

Dish it out
























Go get yer snark on!!!

  • Royal Dish
  • 35 Comments:

    Blogger Cece said...

    Elefantorderen to Maria and hubby!! Mange tak. You are a source of national pride, to be praised for service to your country.

    Hurrah hurrah hurrah!

    December 20, 2006 10:16 am  
    Anonymous Maria said...

    Thanks cece! I have to say I think you and Hester have made the perfect site about Mary - I hope the message board will be a good companion ;-)

    December 20, 2006 10:34 am  
    Anonymous Leesa said...

    But I can't access the message board; says not available. Comments?

    December 20, 2006 11:19 am  
    Anonymous Emeraude said...

    I couldn't register to the board there was an error message when I tried.

    Thank you so much Maria&co for the new message board! It's very appreciated, we'll have a lot of fun all of us in there!!

    Chers
    Emeraude

    December 20, 2006 11:34 am  
    Anonymous Maria said...

    We're having some problems - it might be the server. He's looking into it - it might not be fixed until tomorrow, sorry about that :-(

    December 20, 2006 11:44 am  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Maria, Cece, Hester, I tried to sign up numerous times but kept getting the following error:

    Net::SMTP Error

    Can't call method "mail" on an undefined value at (eval 2) line 5.


    Any thoughts on what this could be?

    Eliza

    December 20, 2006 12:31 pm  
    Anonymous Maria said...

    The registering problems have been fixed. It was due to an e-mail mis-setup.

    The email still dosn't work, but at least you can register :-)

    So please try again...

    December 20, 2006 12:44 pm  
    Anonymous Leesa said...

    Now I'm getting the message that 'the website does not exist', so am assuming we're having some hick-ups with the birth of the board, but a midwife is in attendance and a new arrival is imminent. I shall trust this will be the case. - Looking forward to it!

    December 20, 2006 2:27 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Damn! I thought Waxxwing's ranting was bad. Those Monaco Royal Watchers over at RBHQ are freaking crazy.

    December 20, 2006 6:00 pm  
    Anonymous lupina said...

    Congrats to everyone involved with the creation of Royal Dish - I'm informed that a bag full of Ridder af Dannebrog medals are winging their way to you, courtesy of Per Thornwit.....sorry to say they are plastic, budget for the year blown into oblivion!

    December 21, 2006 12:25 am  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    At last!! Clever, Interesting, Intelligent and (most importantly) Witty people with the courage of their convictions! Thank you for starting this new board! How refreshing after how everything else regarding Her Maryness is disintergrating into weird, humourless fanaticism! Thank you and best of luck with it.

    Cheers Scuba

    December 21, 2006 1:23 am  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Does anyone have Jeppeson's email address????

    December 21, 2006 9:01 am  
    Anonymous Maria said...

    Jeppesen's email: jeppesen@eb.dk

    December 21, 2006 9:45 am  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Though I am related to Fred and Joachim, I've had fun reading your blog. My husband is a cousin of Frederik's and Joachim's and I can confirm what the psychic said about Alexandra and her boytoy. Alexandra needs to move on and stop trying to hang on to her princess title. The reason she was given the Countess title was as an incentive to marry Martin. Margrethe dislikes scandal, hence, she did not rake Alexandra through the mud as was done to Princess Diana, and, furthermore, Alexandra has no secrets to unleash about the family. The only secrets she could possibly have are Joachim's sexual fetishes, and as my husband has told me, they are hardly extreme.

    December 25, 2006 3:43 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Girls, note the compliment paid to Cece and Hester by Max on Royal Dish. She describes Cece and Hester as being of superior intelligence!

    December 26, 2006 10:01 pm  
    Anonymous Maria said...

    She's just envious ;-)

    December 27, 2006 1:03 am  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I feel sorry for Joachim, he thought he was marrying his soulmate, and he soon found out how wrong he was.

    December 27, 2006 1:21 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Don't feel sorry for Joachim - he has the delightful, intelligent, beautiful Alex as ex partner and co parent. Save your sympathy for Fred - partnered with a banal, shallow, self-serving gold-digger from the boondocks, and he's shown up as too dumb to spot it coming, despite all the warnings he will have had from the grey suits! he he he he he he he... and the longer it takes, the better. Poor Fred dangling from the hook and squirming, while Mary's smile is less and less reflected in her eyes, and turns into a glassy-eyed grin...

    December 28, 2006 11:41 am  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    We'll have to agree to disagree on the obnoxious, unintelligent, and ugly Alexandra. Joachim couldn't figure out a way to get rid of her, and she did it for him!!

    December 28, 2006 3:15 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Should have said in my previous post that I feel sorry for Fred too, because he was forced to marry a gold-digger just because she could keep her mouth shut. But it suits everyone's long-term plans just perfectly. So, in a way, Marge made a good choice!

    December 28, 2006 3:45 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    If your husband is a cousin of Fred and Joachim, I'm afraid that doesn't make you related to them yourself, dear.

    Perhaps you would find it more comfortable over at RB where you can defend the DRF to your hearts content and to glorious applause !!

    December 28, 2006 5:41 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Don’t call me dear, first of all, I’m not your dear, and secondly, you don’t sound upper class, you just sound like an old obnoxious bitch. I’m family because that’s how they think of me. They consider me part of their inner circle, something which neither Alexandra nor Mary will ever be. As a matter of fact, for all the years that Alexandra was married to Joachim, she never knew about all the cousins scattered globally. Now, Alexandra, do Joachim a favor and disappear. You have really outstayed your welcome.

    December 29, 2006 1:52 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Should have said in my prior post that Margrethe isn't the great strategist that everyone thinks she is. She gave Joachim terrible advice on how to get rid of that slut Alexandra. Now that I'm on the scene, I'm not going to allow Fred to make the same stupid mistakes that baby brother made.

    December 29, 2006 2:33 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    My my dear cousin - in - law by marriage you come across as quite jealous of the lovely and intelligent Alexandra!

    Acknowledging distant cousins scattered all over the globe is hardly worth the trouble now is it.....

    the "inner circle" as you call it sounds dreadful in the case of the DRF, lucky for Alex she's out with all the bennies

    December 30, 2006 7:05 am  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Jealous? Puleeze! Lovely and intelligent? More like money-grubber and title-starved. Furthermore, Alexandra, let me give you a little tip about the cousins: if you knew about the cousins you would know exactly what’s staring you right in the face. Bennies? No they’re not bennies, they’re called conscience money to appease Joachim’s conscience - even though it wasn’t his fault that the slut started sleeping around.

    December 30, 2006 10:31 am  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Here's an unedited picture of Alexandra:

    http://www.billed-bladet.dk/default.asp?Action=Details&Item=4706

    Anyone who calls that beautiful needs to visit an opthalmologist and get Lasik surgery.

    December 30, 2006 2:20 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Still screams jealousy!! Who gives a you know what who the cousins are (bunch of inbreds) with the losers known as Fweddy and Jokke, drunks and mummy's boys! No need to be an associate by marriage to have partied with them and witnessed first hand what a couple of pussies they truly are. Laughing stocks in social circles.

    Good enough on Alex to have found lovers i hope it was many (she's done a whole lot better with sexilicious Martin), who woudn't when faced with a closet homosexual! talk about ugly! Jokke got beaten with the ugly stick, hope your husband had better luck in the looks department.

    December 30, 2006 5:07 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hey Miss Inner Circle, prove you are for real...or just one of those silly girls from RBHQ jealous of Alex and bored with the lack of intelligent debate at RBHQ now that everyone with an informed point of view patronises RoyalDish? Come on, give us some irrefutable proof of your claims ?

    December 30, 2006 7:43 pm  
    Anonymous sunny said...

    QUOTE from the cousin-in-law by marraige: "The only secrets she could possibly have are Joachim's sexual fetishes, and as my husband has told me, they are hardly extreme".

    Hmm, how would your husband really know about Jochie's sexcual fetishes?

    The mind boggles what might go on in the 'inner circle' doesn't it?

    December 30, 2006 7:48 pm  
    Blogger Hester said...

    Anony, It isn't reasonable to request 'proof' from someone who may or may not be in a position to spill some beans. We are all welcome to believe a comment or not - but let's not make anyone feel unwelcome here! This is not Kendra territory.

    December 31, 2006 1:37 am  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    If Joachim is a closet homosexual, then I'm Queen Margrethe herself. As to Alexandra's lover, he's nothing more than a royal hanger-on who's seeking to ingratiate himself with the royal family by playing father to Joachim's children. As to proof, I could tell what the future holds, but that would give the game away; hence everyone will have to wait and see. Oh, and some of you are demonstrating not only your total ignorance of but also your complete lack of experience with that delightful bidepal species, the homo sapiens male. Now, I've said more than I should have, thus, I must bid you all adieu.

    December 31, 2006 8:16 am  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Adieu dear wife of cousin of Jokke! Blimey!!Jokke and his cousins discuss their sexual preferences and fetishes and they are then shared with their respective wives and their wives hence disclose this information on a blog. Something certainly does stink in the state of Denmark. Proof in the pudding complete and utter wierdos.

    Alexander still reigns supreme compared to Jokke's resume and antics. As for Martin being a cling on! what does that make you bragging about being part of the inner circle? You married into the family you are the ultimate cling on!

    Adieu to you, but if you do feel the need to continue, please do not give us any more information regarding Jokke's sexual inclinations, it certainly is TOO MUCH INFORMATION. You may enjoy sitting around with the family talking sex but please keep it within your inner circle of nymphs. TAK, MERCI AND GRACIAS

    December 31, 2006 9:35 am  
    Blogger Hester said...

    Quite!

    December 31, 2006 12:25 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Whoa, seems like World War III in here! From what I understand, Alexandra's popularity is plummeting. According to my danish friends, this is because she and her boytoy are perceived as slurping at the Royal trough, and the danes are no longer keen on providing maintenance for her and the boytoy. Anyway, why don't you posters come slug it out at Royal Dish instead. You'll have loads of fun there!

    Eliza

    December 31, 2006 3:18 pm  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Did you hear the door bang shut over at RB?!!! - just hope they made sure that the poisonous duo, Waxxers and Maxxers were on the inside when they did it....can you hear any clawing at the door from the inside??!!

    June 02, 2007 5:35 am  

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